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[break in silence here] so, i'm doing my usual morning work thing - leave the house, get coffee, drive through the park to the customer's place of business, park jeep out back under the overhang, walk around front to the door. *hey, what's...
pi day ! craig: Sent: 2008.03.14 10:40:08 Eastern Daylight Time Subj: happy pi day! 3/14 http://www.piday.org/ me: first reaction: thank you sir, and same to you. second reaction (after seeing where that link goes): oh no - they've commercialized...
... i just can't think of it. the latest: Dear AOL Communicator User, Thank you for using AOL Mail products. We wanted to inform you that we will discontinue support and availability of AOL Communicator as of March 31, 2008. Meeting your online needs...
*ring* "hello ?" "this is your landlord, just wanted to make sure that you're all right." "um, sure..." "you see, the neighbor across the street hasn't seen you in a while, and your mailbox is packed, so he gave...
"... Continued research into procrastination should not be delayed, especially because its prevalence appears to be growing. ..." The Nature of Procrastination: A Meta-Analytic and Theoretical Review of Quintessential Self-Regulatory Failure...
so i go to the AWStats project home page - here's what i see: now what kind of bullshit is that ?! i felt like ripping out their sorry-assed software just for spite. not to mention that all of their "points" are nonsense. they must have...
doh! i just tried to remove a smudge from my screen by backspacing over it . it didn't work. but i wouldn't have been surprised if it had. | |
finally found this - complete with sounds and everything ! (click on the little 'play' icons when you get to them): unemployment can be a dangerous thing. things that flourished under the rule of benign neglect are suddenly and shockingly finding themselves...
post-its on the printer substitute for emails around here... | |
rules: a: 1. there are always rules 2. there are exceptions to every rule 3. all rules come in pairs b: 1. don't poke the bear 2. you don't know it's a bear until you poke it c: 1. you can't pass peanut butter through your nose yeah, i know i may have...
conversation re over-compensating for a customer...
When the world ends, I would like to be in Cincinnati, because it's always 20 years behind the times. -- Mark Twain | |
Sent: Friday, October 12, 2007 4:08 PM To: # Everyone at Subject: Offices Closing Immediately Dear All: The campus has received a threatening phone call, and we've been advised to evacuate the buildings. For your safety, please leave the buildings as...
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