well, _some_ anyway....
Keith says (14:02):
Rule # 1: There are no rules, so code for them. gotta like rules!
Rule # 2: Code per specs and flexibility. gotta like rules!
Rule # 3: Communications Levels: User -> Analyst -> Developer. gotta like rules!
Rule # 4: No index on table == table scan. gotta like database rules!
Rule # 5: When a team has two people always agreeing, then there is one too many on the team. - A Friend
Rule # 6: Prevent the Crayon Fairy from sneezing on the web site!! - A Friend
Rule # 7: Usage, Invoice, Payment. gotta like order!
Rule # 8: Code per specs, even if business logic may not seem correct to developer . gotta like rules!
Rule # 9: Code per specs, Analysts test, Analysts change specs, change code, re-test. gotta like the process!
Rule #10: Everything is negotiable between Analysts and Developers, also Temps. gotta like the process!
SQL Tables, Indexes, Triggers, Stored Procedures - what fun one can have
Telephony Software and C# (to conference or not to conference)
Hated four letter words in programming: DATE and TIME, CODE and TEST
Sprained thumb from twiddling! May I have another project?
Projects: Completed: 4, Waiting for specs: 1, In Development: 1. Having fun? Priceless!
Time for another project? Do you know where your code is? Having fun? Priceless!