Saturday, September 18, 2004
i had a picture of a beer flag, so i just had to use it.
fly your flag with pride!
stagger into a somehwat vertical position, place your left hand over your liver, and recite the following aloud, with a lusty slur:
i pledge allegiance to the flag of the inebriated states of existence, and to the brewpub, for which it stands, one libation, under god, with liberty to just piss on the wall."
of course, that "under god" part is controversial. but since, according to learned polish musicians, in heaven there ain't no beer, the only place left is here. i rest my case (in the refrigerator).
oh, crap, the stupidity is still bleeding. i appear to have ripped open a wound! ;-)