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Wed, Nov 9 2005 9:31 AM

In a perfect world

A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days, the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice...
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Sat, Oct 15 2005 7:16 AM

Heavy metal cat

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Fri, Apr 1 2005 7:40 AM

Comic strip authors April fools joke?

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Thu, Jan 13 2005 3:04 PM

Spam before skiing

I'm off to Utah with Annette and Kenzie to ski (my first time). Wish me luck, say a prayer to the J man for me. Here's the mountain we'll be skiing on http://www.powdermountain.com/ and the hotel http://theredmooselodge.com/ we'll be staying in. Hopefully...
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Tue, Jan 4 2005 10:45 AM

Medical disclaimer

I'm still waiting for the next “hard on” pill commercial to say something like this just to test if we're listening -- May cause cirrhosis of the liver, inflammation of the brain, heart damage, pancreatic damage, kidney damage, spleen implosion or explosion...
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Tue, Nov 2 2004 11:20 AM

Today's recipient for "Get A Life" award goes to...

This guy took a 1979 Toyota Corolla radiator and hooked it up to his water cooled overclocked cpu so he could frag his gaming buddies faster -- http://www.winbeta.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=6594
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Thu, Oct 28 2004 10:25 AM

Choke

Today the American Medical Association issued an advisory that the Universal Choking Sign has been revised. Old symbol: New symbol:
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Wed, Oct 13 2004 11:10 AM

Neandertal souls?

So I've been reading this book Hominids by Robert Sawyer . As usual he's put together a good story. About a parallel universe in which the Neandertals became the dominant Homo species instead of us. So one them gets transported over to our universe with...
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Fri, Apr 30 2004 1:57 PM

Pay up

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down...
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Wed, Apr 14 2004 9:53 AM

You know you're from St.Louis when..

Similar lists exist for Cincinnati and rednecks and they both ring as true as this list -- You Know you're from St. Louis if: You love toasted ravioli with Budweiser beer. "Vacation" is a choice between Silver Dollar City and Lake of the Ozarks. You can...
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Thu, Apr 1 2004 2:21 PM

Egoware

I came across a word today - egoware. I like it because I write a LOT of egoware on my own time. I define egoware as the following: * Software that's indulgently written, heavy in the “it feels right so I'm writing it this way” light on proper coding...
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Fri, Feb 13 2004 9:50 AM

Today's quandray

So if someone is a seasoned linux user do they also know the kernel's secret blend of herbs and spices?
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Wed, Feb 4 2004 11:29 AM

Cancelled

It has been decided that the end of the Universe will be cancelled until further notice. Thank you for your fearful attention. The Management
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Thu, Jan 29 2004 12:45 PM

Just a wafer thin mint....

Check out the guy to the right - “uh I dink I buy new scooter tommorow“ http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040129/photos_od/mdf459693
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Wed, Jan 28 2004 8:05 AM

Vote for me or the kitty gets it!!

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